Names I would change

 ERMA GERD

 Holden Magroyne

Jack N Auff

Ima B Haven

Dick Autt

Dick Head

Mya Hole

L Iva Wihre

Ima Quicky

Ura Dope

Soch M Sissy

Ima Hoare

Ur Wan Tew

I M Lost

Juan Tew Tree

Rypu A Newwan

Ima Bigg Butt

Pyle Auf Poo

Scott Freeh

I M Eezy

I M Tew

Noah Khan Dew

Ura Stynkur

Sum Ting Wong

Noah Bahdee Hoame

I M Blank

Ima Dolt

I M Waystedd

I Stynke

F Yew

F Ur Mather

Mo Saxe

Mo Weiner

Wendy Day

Hugh Mouth

Hugh Butt

Tew B Arnaut

Gottis Jollies

A Hole

Staup Ur Sheet

I Doan Kahre

I M Awful

Nett Sum 

Pee Yew

Yew Pee

Poo Tew

Will Nawt

Will Nevah

I Doan Juana

I Dew

I Doant

I Kuud

I Juana

I Rode Enn

Ima Buss

Ima Mess

Ima B Hynde

Ur B Hynde

Seymour Butts (He wrote 'Under the Grandstand'

Seymore Auf Yew